≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ uS HaXoRs In MiRc ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈
#2600 (eFnEt)
<Hax0rWanG> FuXinG lAmuR j00 DoNt JuSe MIcRoSOfT uNiX!@!@
≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ ArE jEW Er33t !??@#! ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈
WeLL bItCh ArE jEw!? w3 hAx0r Br0tHerZ ouT oF bOReDOm DeCiDeD t0 CHeCk uP oN
WhaT j00 LiTTlE pEOplE ConSidEr 31337. oF CouRsE wE kNoW j00r aLL LaMuRz wHo
WiSH ThEy CouLD HeX EdIt BuT j00 CaN StiLL DreAM bAyBe!@!#!@ s0 NoW.. oN WiT
ThE /<-RaDiCaL SuRvEy!!@!@
1. WhEn j00 Hax0r d0 j00 UsE
- A. MiCrOsoFt UnIX
- b. ApPlE mAc ][
- c. AnaL LiNuX os/2
- d. BiNd A dIdLO t0 A sOCkeT cpp!~@!#!@(#$!@
2. WhIcH iZ ThE BeSt b0x?
- A. bl00 BoX
- b. ReD b0x
- c. AnAl BoX
- d. Hax0rWaNgZ nUtZ oN uRe LiPz BoX
3. WhO mAdE lInUx?
- A. |-|4x0r
- b. Linus Jizzlobber
- c. EmmanueL GiMpStIeN
- d. se7en
4. WhAtZ CERT stAnD f0r?
- A. CoCkZ EnTeRinG ReCtUm TeSt
- b. CrisPY EaRz (are) ReaLLy TaSteY
- c. ComPuTeR EmeRgEnCY ReDbOX TeAM
- d. CERT.. ThE k k00l CaNdIe MeNt BreAtH ThinGyZ
5. WhO iZ tHe LaMeSt
- A. Emmanuel Goldstein
- b. so1o
- c. Carolyn Meinal (BiTcH GiveZ g00d HeaD th0)
- d. Materva (THaT hIdEoUt d0rK)
oK oK oK... n0w ThiZ sHiT
Who iZ cOOlEr:
1. Hax0rWaNg (j00 BeSt PiCk mE bITcH cUZ iM WrITeInG thiZ)
2. |-|4x0r (STiLL aN 31337 DeWd)
TheN aFtEr j00 DoNe ThaT sHiT TyPe uP j00r oWn ComMENtZ aNd SeNd TheM t0
EitHeR wang@sinnerz.com or haxor@sinnerz.com
aLsO wE waNNa KnOw Wh0 wAnTz ThErE NaMe MeNTiOneD moST iN OuR nEwZlEtTeRZ.
EmaIl uZ wITh WhY wE SHoUlD mEnTioN j00r NaME aNd iF iTz cOOL j00 WiLL haVe
uRe NaMe MeNtiOnEd iN nEXt IssuEz sToRy CaLLeD: Mr LaMuR GeTz AnaL BoXeD
≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ AnArChY wItH TuRtLeZ ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈
SiNc3 j00 aLL LovED AnaRcY wItH c0wZ wE DeCiDeD t0 ShoW yEw LaMurZ whAt uZ
31337 PeOpLe d0 wItH tUrTlEz!@ WhY TuRtLeZ? CuZ ThEy MaKe CooLeR SouNDs WhEn
j00 BloW TheM uP!@!@
1. TuRtLe RoCkEts: oK FiRsT j00 NeEd OnE lIvE TuRtLe. YoU TaKe ThE TuRtLe
AnD ShOvE a LiL TuBe uP iTZ aSSHoLe.. NeXt PoUr GuN pOWdeR iN iTz AssHoLe
aNd puT a FuSe iN iT. PoInT tHe TuRtLe aT tHe TaRgEt aND LiGhT thE FuSe..
kablAMMmMAMAMAMAMMM!@!@!@ iT ShOOtZ oUt oF iTz ShELL aT /<-]<ooL SpEEd aNd
MaKeZ a neEt0 *POP* SouND..ThiS CaN KnOcK dOwN BuiLDinGs aND shIT.
2. FeEd ThEm LoTz oF ExPloSiVe ShIT aNd PoUr SmOkE CoKe DOwN iTz MoUtH. ThEn
TaKe ThOsE LiL PoPPy ThinGyZ pEoPLe ThrOw aT eaCh OTheR oN tHe 4tH oF jUlY
aND wHEneVEr THeY UsE FirEwORkZ. THe uMMmMM sNAPpeRs. SHoVe ThoSe DowN iTz
ThRoaT. TheN GlUe ThE TuRtLe t0 A sTrEEt oR SOMeThInG.. AnD THeRe u HaVe iT
TuRtLe LANDmInEz!!@!@!@!#!#!#!
3. TiE NuClEaR WaR HeaDz t0 ThE BoTToM oF thE TuRtLEZ SHeLL aNd HaVe A TiMeR
SeT oN iT. TheN lEt iT LooSe t0 WaLk iN a MaLL oR SoMeTHinG. *wARnING* uMMmM
lIkE... DoNt StiCK ArOuND t0 WaTCH iF YoU dO thIs OnE.
4. PiCk ThE moTheRfUCkeR uP aNd ThrOw iT aT sOMeOnE!!! ShiT biTcH THaT WiLL
FuCKinG HurT.
5. GeT A sNaPPiNG TuRtLe ANd SeT iT oN sOmEoNeS FaCe oR sHoVe ThE TuRtLeZ
HeAd uP ThE ReCtUm.. NeAt ReSuLTs!
TuRtLe NO-NOz:
NeVeR LeT mOMMy oR DaDDy CaTcH JeW... iT GoT mE sPaNx0rEd. ALsO DonT J00Se
BaBy TuRtLeZ cuZ ThEY jUsT gO SpLaT.... SuRE iT LooKz coOL BuT NoT muCH
≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ HaXiNg AnD SeX ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈
s0 s0 s0... WoNdErInG iF l33t pEOplE lIkE uS GeT LaiD? oF CouRsE wE d0. aLL
ReAl Hax0Rz (YeS aLL TwO oF uS) GeT pUsSy DaYLy. AnD yES... TheY aLL WeRe
WiLLiNG!!@!@ BuT.. uS haXoRz d0 iT a SpeCiaL WaY.. w3 WroTe A SiMplE pRoGrAM
FoR iT. CuZ iT mAkEz ArE WaNGz MoRe eReEt. s0 iM GoNNa SHaRe iT wItH j00
NoW.
/* FuCKdAtBitCH.c WRiTTeN bY ThE haX0r Br0ThErZ t0 InCreaSe ThIeR SeXuaL
PowERZ... WoRkZ goOd.. NoW OpEn tO tHe PuBliC... */
#include <hardwang.h>
#include <pussy.h>
#include <k-y.h>
#include <bed.h>
main()
{
printf(" ohHhhhH BaBY FuXoR mE \n");
if=WeT
then StiCk_iT_iN
int_pump int_pumpHaRDeR int_moan
JiZZ_oN_ThE-BiTCh
printf(" oH YoUr GoOD BaYbE \n");
}
/* SiMpLe CoDe t0 GeT YoUr WaNg WeT */
oHHhHhH anD wHATz uP nOw!?!?@! w3 GoTz AnOtHer ChaLLaNgE fOr YoU lAmUrZ. wE
WaNt SoMe HaX0r BiTCh t0 WrItE tHe CoDe FoR a ChIc t0 UsE iF sHe WaNtZ t0
BeTTeR PleaSe A HaX0r DuDe. EmaIL uS aNd iF YoUr GoOD (aNd ReADiNg YoUr CoDe
GiVeS uS a StIFFy) ThEn w3 WiLL pOsT iT iN IsSuE 6. s0 GeT WiTh iT Fux0rZ.
Oh AnD wHaT tHE hELL hErE iS sOMe CooL pHonE #'s t0 PhrEaK FoR pHoNe SeX
≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ lAyMuRz Of thE MOnTh@!@ ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈
ForeSt GuMp - YeAH i KnOW hE iS n0 HaX0r bUt FuXinG oH WeLL.. hE iZ LaMe..
ThE fUXoR tAlKeZ LiKe h3 g0t AnAL BOxeD.. AnD h3 RaN fOr n0 ReaSoN.. WhAt
A GiMP.
AbU - DeWd KiXeD mE oUT oF tHE QuiCKiE MaRt f0r AsKiNG iF h3 HaD ReD bOxEz.
CHiNeSe DeWd FrOm HaCKeRz - I tReId t0 CaLL ThIZ d00d AnD tEll HiM hE waS
31337 BuT hE iGnoReD mE... hE iS a LaMuR fAG n0w.
DeBBiE DOeS DaLLaS - LaMe PoRn MoVie.. NoT eNouGh ChiCz SuCkiN DicKz.
≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈ gReEtZ aNd ShOuToUtZ ≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈
se7en - FoR LeTTiNg uZ Hax0r j00 WiTh OuT pUTTinG uP a FiGhT
BlUeRoSe - ShE HaTeZ eMMaNueL GOlDSTieN ALs0!@!#!
KciN - ******zero******
PoRn0 - GoT mY pEniZ STiFf
AoHeLL - ThE DeWd Wh0 MaDe iT MaILeD uS!@!@!
F.U.C.K - CuZ FuCk iZ a CooL wOrD
7thsphere - ThEy MaKe GooD PaNCaKeS
FaItH n0 MoRe - TheY DiDnT SeLL oUt WiTh ThiS aLbUm!!